We trust our news reporters to be thoughtful and discerning. Some violate this trust. The following is from an actual published news report:
Throughout the morning, law enforcement officers stood on the perimeter of the five-acre field. At no point did the protest turn violent, though officers escorted Heywood Jablome away after he held up a sign directly in front of Burk that read "Make me dinner" before shouting "Oprah rules."
And if you didn't catch that, no I won't explain it to you. Especially if you write for a newspaper.
(link via Hit and Run)
:: Walter 8:34 PM [+] ::